The Story of Goosed
Because nobody likes being stuck on the side of the road
Our Mission: Making Bad Days Better
We've all been there. Your car makes that weird noise. The tire goes flat at the worst possible moment. Your battery decides to take a permanent vacation. And suddenly, your perfectly good day turns into a roadside nightmare.
That's where Goosed comes in. We're building the fastest, friendliest, and most reliable roadside assistance platform that connects stranded drivers with certified service providers in minutes, not hours.
Why "Goosed"?
The Name Says It All
When your car breaks down, you're "goosed" - stuck, stranded, in a pickle. But with our app, getting "goosed" doesn't have to ruin your day. We turn that frustrating experience into a minor inconvenience with quick, professional help.
A Little Humor Goes a Long Way
Breaking down is stressful enough. We believe in bringing a bit of levity to the situation. Our friendly service providers don't just fix your problem - they help turn a bad moment into a story you might actually laugh about later.
How We're Different
Built for Speed
Our smart dispatch system finds the nearest available provider and gets them to you fast. Real-time tracking means you know exactly when help will arrive - no more waiting and wondering.
Trust & Safety First
Every service provider on our platform is vetted, licensed, insured, and background-checked. We take your safety seriously, so you can feel confident when help arrives.
24/7 Availability
Car trouble doesn't follow a 9-to-5 schedule, and neither do we. Whether it's rush hour or 3 AM on a Sunday, Goosed providers are ready to help whenever you need them.
Fair, Transparent Pricing
No surge pricing during emergencies. No hidden fees. No surprises. You'll know exactly what you're paying before service begins, and our prices are always fair and competitive.
Who We Serve
Everyday Drivers
Whether you're commuting to work, running errands, or on a road trip, Goosed has your back when the unexpected happens.
- Quick response times
- Live tracking of your service provider
- Multiple payment options
Service Providers
Join our network of professional roadside assistance providers and grow your business with our powerful platform.
- Smart job dispatch system
- Fleet and staff management tools
- Streamlined payment processing
Our Promise
We're committed to making roadside assistance so good, you'll almost forget how much it used to suck. Fast help, fair prices, friendly service - every single time.
Because life's too short to spend it waiting on the side of the road.
Ready to Join the Goosed Family?
Whether you need help or want to provide it, we've got a place for you.